The first time I had toilet paper delivered, I was almost ashamed of myself. I mean really, what did the post man think?! āMan, this Myers woman is so lazy she canāt even leave the house to get her TPā¦wonder whatās in all these other boxes?ā
Dear Mr. Postman ā Iām so sorry you deliver approximately 6 packages to our house per week. Thank you so much for putting them into my car so someone wonāt burglarize my toilet paper. You are a man of honor and chivalry. God bless you.
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