The first time I had toilet paper delivered, I was almost ashamed of myself. I mean really, what did the post man think?! “Man, this Myers woman is so lazy she can’t even leave the house to get her TP…wonder what’s in all these other boxes?”
Dear Mr. Postman – I’m so sorry you deliver approximately 6 packages to our house per week. Thank you so much for putting them into my car so someone won’t burglarize my toilet paper. You are a man of honor and chivalry. God bless you.
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